Bruno.

No, his name is actually Ralphie, but Katie has been calling him Bruno for some funny reason.

Katie and I have been house/dog sitting for my Aunt, for a few days. Nothing Major, because I live about five minutes away. But Ralphie is a pain in the ass, he's a Springer Spaniel, and a stubborn fuck, annoying as hell, and a sloppy little bastard. Always licking, and coughing and doing all sorts of unGodly things.

We dont necessarily have to walk him, bcuz the backyard is big enough for him to shit and piss all over.

This little fuck woke me up at 5:22am this morning, gets to the backdoor, and stands there waiting for me to step outside before he laid a paw out the house. Audacious cunt.

So my task was to take care of "Bruno." While Katie has the pleasure of watering all the plants/gardens my Aunt has. Not a big deal, but theres all sorts of wildlife back there. Bugs, Bee's, Birds, Catterpillars, SPIDERS! Yeh, all the things Katie loves...laugh out loud. So she's a little precautious while watering some plants.....chump.

Anyways, after the Woman gets out the shower, were gonna get some grub.

I smell some nasty shit, and Ralphie is right below me, sprawled out like a fucking lurch, whatever that is. "Bruno The Shitface" strikes again.

We Love him though. Any stains will be blamed on him :)