Mos Def - The Ecstatic

First off, Shouts Out to Asia Kismet for reminding me on this release.

Ahhhhhhh, finally something worth listening to, Mos Def's "The Ecstatic" is perfect IMO. I've been anticipating this album, but kinda forgot about it. However, I will remember to listen to it daily now. I probably played it like 4 times today, FUCKING DOPE SAUCE....

If you aren't a fan, give this a listen and you will be. If you are somehow disappointed with this album, kill yourself. Yes, i'm cosigning. Last joint i did this for was probably Foreign Exchange's "Leave it All Behind"... so no, i'm not your typical Hip-Hop fan. Anyways, its a dope album, different, refreshing, clever topics, clever lyrics, clever production arrangement, much props to Mad Lib, and DILLA!!!!

Oh yeah, check out "Jay Stay Paid", Dilla's highly anticipated recently released album. RIP to the best ever!

Here's a track listing of Mos Def's "The Ecstatic"

01-mos_def-supermagic
02-mos_def-twilite_speedball
03-mos_def-auditiorium_ft._slick_rick
04-mos_def-wahid
05-mos_def-priority
06-mos_def-quiet_dog_bite_hard
07-mos_def-life_in_marvelous_times
08-mos_def-the_embassy
09-mos_def-no_hay_nada_mas
10-mos_def-pistola
11-mos_def-pretty_danger
12-mos_def-workers_comp.
13-mos_def-revelations
14-mos_def-roses_ft._georgia_anne_muldrow
15-mos_def-history_ft._talib_kweli
16-mos_def-casa_bey

If you're a true fan and you need a download link so you can give it a play BEFORE YOU BUY THIS ALBUM, ill hook it up, if needed. But purchase this shit, and support real Music, not just real Hip-Hop.

Natalie Portman Spitting Fire!

P is for Portman! P is for Pussy!

-WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Bruno.

No, his name is actually Ralphie, but Katie has been calling him Bruno for some funny reason.

Katie and I have been house/dog sitting for my Aunt, for a few days. Nothing Major, because I live about five minutes away. But Ralphie is a pain in the ass, he's a Springer Spaniel, and a stubborn fuck, annoying as hell, and a sloppy little bastard. Always licking, and coughing and doing all sorts of unGodly things.

We dont necessarily have to walk him, bcuz the backyard is big enough for him to shit and piss all over.

This little fuck woke me up at 5:22am this morning, gets to the backdoor, and stands there waiting for me to step outside before he laid a paw out the house. Audacious cunt.

So my task was to take care of "Bruno." While Katie has the pleasure of watering all the plants/gardens my Aunt has. Not a big deal, but theres all sorts of wildlife back there. Bugs, Bee's, Birds, Catterpillars, SPIDERS! Yeh, all the things Katie loves...laugh out loud. So she's a little precautious while watering some plants.....chump.

Anyways, after the Woman gets out the shower, were gonna get some grub.

I smell some nasty shit, and Ralphie is right below me, sprawled out like a fucking lurch, whatever that is. "Bruno The Shitface" strikes again.

We Love him though. Any stains will be blamed on him :)

Something for the Lady.

My outlook on life has drastically changed over the past 20 days. The reason for that being, i've spent 24/7 of those 20 days, with my Girlfriend. She has opened my eyes on many things. Mainly, she showed me unintentionally, how to feel confident with being myself. See, i can't be anyone but me, and now knowing she Loves me, for who i am, allows me to be carefree on judgement. Her smile every morning gives a new appreciation to Life, to Love. She makes me more ambitious and want to be a better man. These are bold statements, however, her acceptance of me, gives me the freedom to be as profound as possible.

My family LOVES her, which is seldom. But they truely adore her. She doesn't show off for approval, she just chills, converses, laughs, and you can tell she is comfortable. That in itself, is all my family would need for approval. Someone who is comfortable with themselves, goes a long way. Plus they trust my judgement.

So to my Girlfriend, my bestfriend, my woman and Love. Thank you. Thank you for helping me find myself, for the laughter, joy and content you bring to me everyday. 20 days to forever baby.

Oh, and also....






FUCK THE HATERS, EAT A DICK YOU MISERABLE FUCKS.

L.O.V.E.

Blissful blues broken by beauty,
Begins a new passage.
Is it self discovery?
Is it recovery?
Are our paths meant to intersect?
In retrospect, spectated by divinity.
I begin to feel, the prism scene.
She surrounds me in a hue only i can see.
Only miles to breathe,
therefore the air thats there
is shared through we.
Through she, i need.
A new breed indeed.
She see's sea's of tranquility in my eyes.
I heed the simplicity of her seasoned life.
Wise, not I, but on the rise I try.
For better or worse, inside or out.
No doubts, no pouts, just shouts of victory.
She delivers me from Evil,
I too am fetal, in love and chivalry.
But misery no more, because she takes up my time.
Her lipstick kisses on my forehead, "makes-up" my mind.

Role Reversal?

So last night, me and my girl are doing our usual chilling, talking and enjoying our winddown time. Of course we begin to discuss somethings that boyfriends' and girlfriends' talk about, u know, sexual things. We are extremely open with each other when it comes to sexual actions, or discussions. Without giving away too many details, my girl said something to me that had be cracking up.

Katie: We should make a porno, but dub our voices with each other's.
Samuel: bahahahahahahahahahahahj3987we78w34hdsdakjfshd
Samuel: THAT IS BRILLIANT!
Katie: Yea take that dick girl!
Katie: But try to sound like one of those Asian porno girls.
Samuel: hahahahah783y63923ysdhfsdajkf (then i made some noises, id rather not describe).
Samuel: But we should be fully clothed so our friends can watch it and die laughing.
Katie: Yes, good idea.
Samuel: So, am i gonna still play my normal role, but just have your voice speak for me? Or am i gonna lay there and take it like the champ that you are?
Katie: I dunno, we'll figure it out.

Now, imagine a mock porn, youtube friendly, girl and guy, and the guy's voice is dubbed out with the girls voice, and vice versa. Not only will that be hysterical, but kinda weird.

Don't think for one second ima be getting in any kind of doggy-style position. Missionary might be as far as it goes, I know my girl will enjoy this more than me, lol, but it should be funny as hell, and we will make it tasteful... no pun intended?

Obviously we are comfortable with one another, sexual, mentally, emotionally, in every kind of way. So when we think up these funny idea's, if its something not to be kept between us, why not make other people laugh aswell?

Light hearted things like this are healthy for relationships, maybe its a little outlandish, but i figured i'd let you guys in on the idea because Katie is brilliant. So, stay tuned, cause' we might be dropping that "sex-tape" soon, but to you pervs, ya'll ain't seeing no skin! ..scumbags.

Playoff Time In The City Again

First off, LETS GO SIXER'S!

We'll its that time of year. NBA Playoff basketball. I've been a NBA fan all my life, so 40 games in 40 nights is my favorite time of year, next to march madness.

This year, every single series is good, and competitive, there isn't really any sure shot winners. The games/standings are as listed.

East.

1. Cleveland vs. 8. Detroit >>>> Cleveland is up 2-0
2. Boston vs. 7. Chicago >>>> Series Tied 1-1
3. Orlando vs. 6. PHILADELPHIA! >>>> Series Tied 1-1
4. Atlanta vs. 5. Miami >>>> Series Tied 1-1

West.

1. Los Angles vs. 8. Utah >>>> Los Angles is up 2-0
2. Denver vs. 7. New Orleans >>>> Denver is up 2-0
3. San Antonio vs. 6. Dallas >>>> Series Tied 1-1
4. Portland vs. 5. Houston. >>>> Series Tied 1-1

If you've noticed, theres only 3 series' that aren't tied up, which makes for competitive, nail biting basketball. With a post season like this, the NBA is sure to gain some new fans.

Last night they gave the defensive player of the year award to Dwight Howard (Deservingly So). BUT! who was number #2 and #3 in "votes"? LEBRON JAMES AND DWAYNE WADE. which are also 2 MVP candidates. We haven't seen pure offensive scores, play defense since Michael Jordan. Even Carmello is playing defense now (kinda..). So you NBA haters, who claim the league doesn't play defense, smarten up and watch a game.

The entire playoff's thus far, has had some really close games, we've seen Ray Allen hit a game winner, to tie the series up, and give his team some new hope, even though they were the heavy favorites. We've seen Chauncey Billups perform better in 2 straight games than almost anyone ever. 2 games straight with NO TURN OVERS, back to back 30 point games, son hit every free throw, and like 12/15 Three Pointers...Insane.

We've seen Dwayne Wade, TAKE game 2 over, beasting on the entire Atlanta defense. Lebron is Lebron of course. But some bench players are stepping up to the plate, Courtney Lee helped Orlando beat Philly, Jose Barea, Daequan Cook, ect... have all turned it up in the post season.

So who's gonna win the championship? Who knows? There isn't one team that completely stands out, maybe an LA or Cleveland, But they still got San Antonio and Boston to deal with, and now since the Nuggets look sharp, LA better get their game up.

Some post season injuries have maimed some teams, such as Boston with Garnett and Powe out, New Orleans is just recovering from a slue on injuries, and of course Houston with McGrady out, although they are playing pretty good.

Point being, this entire post season is a toss up, and very exciting to watch. I just want my Sixer's to beat Orlando, and they have a good chance, (sorry skoo, but you know whats good). But regarding the other games, me and my girl will kick it and watch some good, competitive NBA playoff basketball and witness the greatest players in the world push them selves to the limit.

Your Welcome.