Thursday, February 5, 2009

What Grinds Your Gears? Vol. "Knock It Off"

What Grinds Your Gears? You know, what pisses YOU off? Some people are more resilient than others, but every now and then you get someone or something that just is too annoying or just fucked up. So I wanna know a list of things that bothers YOU.

Heres my list.

People who ask me, if they can ask me a question.

People who are sitting next to me, that rub there dirty shoes on my pant leg.

Parking Tickets.

People who use alternate caps when they type.

People who think they are smart, but the average educated person can tell they are stupid.

Dudes in the bar/club ice-grilling. (Im not here to compete with you homey, dont get mad cuz im flyer).

Drunks girls in the bar/club who are filthy tramps.

Anyone who wears fake Jordans/Sneakers (MJ never authorized that colorway, kick rocks).

Myspace clowns who have extremely long Display names.

Myspace girls who take those cleche` "overhead, slightly to the right," pictures. (you are not cute).

Video game nerds who work at the video game store who wants to lecture me on the pro's and cons of the game im purchasing.

Highway salt making my car look like it just came back from ground zero.

Flat fountain soda.

Fat girls in extra tight clothes.

Overly aggressive sales people.

Cigarette smokers.

Dirty people. (Take a shower you poo-putt).

......okay what Grinds your Gears?